How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
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How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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Dad dicks been running rampant up in here! Lots of small peters and usage of them not to be seen. SOOOO how long is it fellas?

This is for soft, hard or any variation of the two. Discussion of measuring techniques may also be a crucial thing here so we are all on the same page. :)

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH76tfDxm7Y[/youtube]
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:drool:
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Only thing bigger than ma Dong is ma 6ft. Bong... :cool:
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:lol:
Maybe this should've been an anonymous poll...
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Poll added!
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htsamurai wrote:..

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but what if I'm 4 inches, or 7-11 inches?????
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stiff, or floppy?
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Greenfuz wrote:but what if I'm 4 inches, or 7-11 inches?????


Yeah what about 9.5, a.k.a "The Ladies Choice"??? :idk:
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OK OK! Geez. You guys are picky about your dicky. Added the inches shit. If you're over three but under 5...you still small. So just pick 3 and deal with it. :)

Stiff or floppy. Your choice baby.
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I knew a guy who was 12+. He nicknamed it "The Kaiser," and if you got him drunk enough, he'd whip it out and plunk it on the table.

Had another friend who was of average length, but if you got him drunk enough, he'd pull it to ridiculous lengths. Like, practically touch-his-own-forehead lengths. He called that game "Unknown Limits."
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As I get older I find that it is proportionally linked with your personality and the way you act... Whether you are on one side of the scale or the other you WILL compensate...
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I was an inch longer before I got circumcised.
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