The Doom Room: ILF Edition

[Harry_Manback]

We've had three kids, and I can't imagine a home birth. I'm all about utilizing all resources available. Spinal tap? Yes please. More power to you guys.

In unrelated news, Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown is my new favorite show. Drink, culture, drink, food, drink, drugs.

And Pull my man card, but the new Mastodon is pretty butt rocking good.

[neonblack]

We wanted a home birth, but they're illegal in Georgia. So we got a midwife and a doula and everything went pretty well. I mean, 20 hours of natural labor before she finally let them give her an epidural. That was pretty rough. But besides that, it was pretty good.

Also, he was actually born to the sounds of Radiohead's Kid A. Pretty awesome.

[whiskey_face]

12 or so PBRs

+

a few shots of fireball + honey jack. . .

why doi I do this to myslf on work nights,

edit: I feel like a shitdick''

you sudes are having kids, and im having booze . . . sorry gentlemen., live vicariously thrioiugh me. fuck ya

[neonblack]

I have booze. It helps me cope with the kid sometimes.

[amorphous]

I have booze. It helps me cope with the kid sometimes.

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[Joe Gress]

12 or so PBRs

+

a few shots of fireball + honey jack. . .

why doi I do this to myslf on work nights,

edit: I feel like a shitdick''

you sudes are having kids, and im having booze . . . sorry gentlemen., live vicariously thrioiugh me. fuck ya

:shudder: Uuuuuuuugh Fireball. Fucking disgusting shit


And yeah, a few beers in so far. It was my gf's birthday yesterday. We celebrated with hanky panky last night, and this morning. Protection up the nines both times; I don't want kids for another five years lol.
Congrats to you guys that do, but it's not what I'm looking forward to any time soon.

[emptyparadigm]

Dudes, quick question:

What kind of speaker jacks are used on Orange cabs and where can I find em? Need to replace one on one of my cabs so that I can still piggyback another cab off if it.

Also, still in the honeymoon phase with these speakers. Fuzz slammed into my V4 makes these bad boys SING.

[archlilim]

Um guys? http://pitchfork.com/news/55774-scott-w ... -an-album/

[Iommic Pope]

I have booze. It helps me cope with the kid sometimes.

Welcome to the only advice you'll really need to survive fatherhood.



Conkers, dat BAT!!!! Mmmmm, tasty.
Can't wait for demo-lition.


I have this fat arse fucking Doom Room problem.
Half of the staff body at work is smoking up in their downtime (not the problem). I've heard them talk for a couple of weeks now about how they've all been scoring and hooking each other up and blah blah blah.
I'm on my uni holiday. I just got paid. I just finished working ten fucking days straight.
I really, really, really wanted a 50. Fuck, even a stick.
Not one of these little dipshits will sell me anything.
Its all. "Ah man, I just quit for a few months", or, "ah, that was my girlfriend's, I don't actually smoke, I just pinched it off her to give to that guy," or fucking "ah, my dude just stopped selling".
Cunts! What does an old man have to do to get a fucking joint?!
Seriously, they know I'm not a cop. They know I'm the last person that's gonna rat em out to the boss. Like I could give a fuck.
I think I'm finally to old and uncool to play this game anymore. Which is bullshit because I really just want to have a doobert.
Argh! Frustration levels at peak.

Also, it has set off my social anxiety. Being shunned from smoke is something I have not experienced before.
Lame fucking balls.

[ShaolinLambKiller]

Um guys? http://pitchfork.com/news/55774-scott-w ... -an-album/

they'll sit around with their amps on while drinking beer doing nothing more than that.

[ryan summit]

oh dude pope
i totally feel for ya
but you gotta brin somethin to the table
unfortunately
no one is gonna do you a drug favor
especially if they aint friends
you gotta get creative
get them to want to share there weed with you
fuck man
try doing this with a crackhead at 5am
when all the crack stores are closed
convince him to bust you off a nug of his 20
fuck that
you either gotta come up strong man style
all huffy and puffy
"ill fucking kill you if you dont have a joint for me everyday!"
or
get one of them tam hats with the fake dreads hangin out the back
and like a dave matthews tye dye
start lookin like YOU have weed
tevas and jeanshorts
ride into work on a unicycle
someone def wants to smoke with the unicycle hippy
good luck

[archlilim]

ride into work on a unicycle

The only advice.

[Timm Grimm]

I have booze. It helps me cope with the kid sometimes.

Welcome to the only advice you'll really need to survive fatherhood.



Conkers, dat BAT!!!! Mmmmm, tasty.
Can't wait for demo-lition.


I have this fat arse fucking Doom Room problem.
Half of the staff body at work is smoking up in their downtime (not the problem). I've heard them talk for a couple of weeks now about how they've all been scoring and hooking each other up and blah blah blah.
I'm on my uni holiday. I just got paid. I just finished working ten fucking days straight.
I really, really, really wanted a 50. Fuck, even a stick.
Not one of these little dipshits will sell me anything.
Its all. "Ah man, I just quit for a few months", or, "ah, that was my girlfriend's, I don't actually smoke, I just pinched it off her to give to that guy," or fucking "ah, my dude just stopped selling".
Cunts! What does an old man have to do to get a fucking joint?!
Seriously, they know I'm not a cop. They know I'm the last person that's gonna rat em out to the boss. Like I could give a fuck.
I think I'm finally to old and uncool to play this game anymore. Which is bullshit because I really just want to have a doobert.
Argh! Frustration levels at peak.

Also, it has set off my social anxiety. Being shunned from smoke is something I have not experienced before.
Lame fucking balls.

Dicks. (I love that I can curse on this forum. There's another forum that I occasionally post at, that does the **** thing and I hate it. Fuck religious moral bullshit.)

[doctorpoopenstein420]

Posting from Denny's because I've still not been able to get on the board from home at all :(

[ShaolinLambKiller]

that's pretty fucked up. also if you are calling joints dooberts then that's why they won't sell you anything. you a narc.