The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

[alexa.]

Well, lots of weird shit, including winning a video game to get on an "allegedly expensive" bus ride, failing said game, then finding out the cheap price and being like "stfu and take my money".

I ended up in a cliff looking area, lots of rocks and weird rock formations in a middle of a mountain forest. Something like where harpies would live.
Then I talked to the Clintons, and we walked into some hangar place, where a squiddy-tentacle thing wrapped around Hilary's neck and tried to control her. I took it off and told them we should find out what it wants, they didn't care. Went deeper into the hangar and they wouldn't let me go further. I started doing all sorts of shit. Fighting the guards, knocking everyone out.. but it was of no consequence. They let me do it, only, everybody was like, NPCs in a bad physics game. I turned a woman guard upside down and slammed her head into the ground like a nail, but she bounced up like she was a ball of goo. I started doing all sorts of shit and the military just let me do it like it was of no consequence, but when I spilled water over some console and tried to proceed finally, they tried to grab me, and they were like "we give up, come with me" and they escorted me out of the dream and I woke up.

[UglyCasanova]

Got a Seppuku Mind Warp, but was a noisy drone with a crazy pitch shifting delay. I want one.

[The_Active_Conundrum]

Last night I dreamed I climbed to the top of a mountain of metal and for miles I could see the destruction of man.

[foomanfat]

All I remember from last night is this:
We were setting up for a gig when someone got attached by a giant grasshopper looking creature.
It wrapped it's legs around this guy, sprayed a fluid in his face, and then proceeded to scrape and pull away the flesh from his face and mouth.
Then I woke up.
Fun.

[The_Active_Conundrum]

I dreamed my guy and his friend went off to do something and I was supposed to wait at home for friend's mom to bring by stuff that he forgot to pack. I was going to just chill and have some drinks but none of the doors would lock. Like, I'd turn the knobs and lock the latche, but as soon as you pulled on the door, it came open. I was losing my mind.

[PetZounds]

I had a dream that I bought an EGC and a sick amp for $600 but was stressing out about it because I couldn't afford it.

[snipelfritz]

Woke up in these girls' dorm room. Sexy times ensued.

There was also a bunch of other shit. That's just obviously what stands out.

I've had this before, but its been happening more often now where I start to dream in first person (which seems weird, but I'm not sure now) and I'll be walking up stairs but I'll like miss the step and start falling forward. Then I'll wake up and my whole body jumps all startled. Its fucking weird.

[The_Active_Conundrum]

Woke up in these girls' dorm room. Sexy times ensued.

There was also a bunch of other shit. That's just obviously what stands out.

I've had this before, but its been happening more often now where I start to dream in first person (which seems weird, but I'm not sure now) and I'll be walking up stairs but I'll like miss the step and start falling forward. Then I'll wake up and my whole body jumps all startled. Its fucking weird.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

[darthbatman]

Here's my weirdo shit from last night:
Me and my gf got a visit from the jeweler dude who I went to design her engagement ring (guess I should say my fiance)
He brings us a seafoam fridge full of grocery store items that apparently are foods based on this healthier enzyme formula organism thing
[Important background info: He is involved with Zija International IRL which is a pyramid scheme type company that sells health food]
So there were these like frozen gummy bear type thing lining the inside of the fridge that started to move and creeped me out.
But before that happened (i think) I ate like a steak that was made out of this shit that's supposed to be way good for you.
It was a really fucking weird dream and at some point I remember walking through like a grocery store frozen section full of the enzyme meat stuff.

EDIT: Shit man, reading that last one reminded me too that the other night, I saw this dream entity that was like a black and white bird alien thing,
it was flying right at my face while my head was on the pillow, so I jumped out of bed for real and took off running out the room. My gal was like wtf?? lol

2nd Edit: I remembered another one from a week or so back where I was in a place that was like an elementary school on crack with hyper-educational VR helmets and shit, I was there after hours for some reason but then it became daylight and all the kiddos came in and a teacher was all "OMG it's him!" and it turns out there was like giant portrait of my 8-yr-old self above the staircase in the cafeteria, and another one outside up above the drained pool, where kids could skate. That was a weird one.

Bros this is a cool topic i'm enjoying reading all y'alls dreams. Been trying for ages to get more consistently lucid, it's super duper rare but awesome.

[alexa.]

First I passed through some kind of portal and was greeted by a frog. I entered some room that looked like a tarot-lady was living in it. Passed through and there were a few people living there, and a girl was waiting for me, and I kinda fell in love with her instantly, but she had a boyfriend who practically wanted to kill me but didn't say it. Then I lived with them people for a few years. A plan was in the making, to blow up some chemical factory or sth. Well, we got there as a part of a tour, and then she mixed up some chemicals and the entire thing exploded. We kinda teleported away mentally and watched it be rebuilt in the next 2 years. Then I walked through the woods, there was this military complex and inside kids were being injected nanites which totally ate their bodies and constructed non-human looking robots, think they used the human infrastructure, the brain and nerves system. (Sth like a mix of a SW battle droid and a locust) Crazy advanced tech. I was in the complex like an apparition, passed/saw through walls, could see thoughts, attention focus and stuff. Really gloomy and apocalyptic atmosphere but I was feeling determined and centered. I found a boy there, who in-spite of his transformation, didn't succumb to the programs that were forced on his structure, and it was as tho he was enlightened and aware of his new robot outside. The army was CRAZY afraid of this cuz he could control his nanites as well. Then I think they caught me and there was some sort of movie showing how the robots pass through portals and release nanites that disassemble the enemy force + plazmaguns blazing; but it was as tho we were watching reality unfold from some weird classroom that is there but phase-shifted. When the portals opened and the military general was like "THEY WILL DESTROY BLABLABLA" I stopped time, teleported to him and explained that this is only one parallel reality and every other reality was equally as possible to unfold as that one. He was seriously frightened of the self-aware kid and they thought they had "fixed" him, but apparently higher forces were in play.

Really intense, realistic and deep dream. The SF was so nice, I mean, fuck movies lol.

[DocD3F4U17]

Had a dream awhile ago about looking into a dam like huge river with whoever friends or family and was teetering on falling in the water to cross which of course had huge bigger-than-life whale like creatures swimming around in it you could see thru the water but once falling in was able to quickly swim away somewhere else...

[jrmy]

Last night's was exceedingly weird. I couldn't tell if I was a kid or an adult, but I was locked in a small, cedar-sided bathroom. I was playing "rabbits vs. spiders," in which I was supposed to navigate a handful of little carved rabbit playing pieces past toy spiders that were perched on tiny shelves on the wall, which were positioned kind of like climbing-wall hand-holds. However, there was a ginormous (like, adult hand-sized) Alien Facehugger-looking spider sitting perfectly still on the floor, and I couldn't figure out if it was another playing piece, or the real thing. Of course it turned out to be alive, and of course it jumped right at my face. I kept batting it away, but it got madder and madder. Finally, I was able to knock it into the toilet, shut the lid, and flush, but I was afraid to let go of the lid in case it was still in there. I woke up just as my panic was cresting, an hour before my alarm went off, and couldn't really get back to sleep again...

[samzadgan]

it was a short dream...but all i remember is that my wife and i were on a family holiday with inlaws and brother inlaw and his wife. in the middle of the night i hear my brother in law scream at the top of his voice OH SHIT!!

there's an eary feeling, where the house is haunted or something...and i get out of bed to go check up on him, but notice that my wife doesnt really care and their parents arent even worried enough to check up on him. The i stand near the door thinking....they're all scared thats why they dont get out of bed...but I'm not scared, but should i care...?

[darthbatman]

OK so, last night: I'm the young son in a house that is out in a snowy countryside, I have a young Sarah-Conner-esque mom and a creepy movie-villain-stepdad (my real family is oddly missing from this dream) and I can't explain why but I have this feeling. A feeling that a squad of bad guys in high-tech james bond gear is coming to break into the house and kill us. So i'm looking around the house for hiding places, and can't seem to find any place that would really work. I glance at the stepdad and he has an evil knowing smile because he's totally in on it!! Anyways the bad guys do show up, out in the snow with all-white gear on so they're very well camouflaged, in fact you could barely see their outlines move out the window against the snowy landscape. The red laser sights start popping up and I'm totally action dodging bullets. I save the mom and I think the stepdad gets hit but not killed...

Later I'm out in the snow and it turns out it was just a few of my friends pulling a prank, but this one guy I know who is kind of a dick shoots me anyway, but for some reason it doesn't hurt. Then we get into this whole childish argument each saying to the other "No, I SHOT you, You have to Fall Down now!" Like as if the whole thing wasn't real. And it wasn't. But then I took my fingers and made a gun shape and "shot" him and he fainted dead. The other guys ran away.

After all that, in a different time and space, I am once again in a grocery store. I have lots of grocery dreams lol. Also it was on a riverbank of some kind and things were I think dropping from the sky. Some kind of joyous news. I don't really remember, there was like an announcement and people were partying and it was very colorful. That's it. Thanks

Edit: OH and as I was snoozing before getting up for work I drifted to semi-dream state and in my mind started typing this post

[darthbatman]

Last night I dreamed I was blowing up a train. With the help of Doc Brown from Back to the Future.

The subtle implication was that my mom was driving the train, and that Doc was really my dad in disguise somehow

And then this Tom Petty song was the background music at one point http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtLpZWNyM0I