The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

[darthbatman]

Me and my girl were walking on some railroad tracks and came across a witch's house full of antiques and all dusty,
the witch lady was all trying to keep us there for sinister purposes, we escaped by going under the fireplace somehow

this thread was cool guys....

[Achtane]

I was part of some environmentalist group who were opposing the construction of a railroad.
It hadn't started yet, but you could see where all of the spaces for the ties had been marked by digging lines into the soil.
So basically I'd pick a section of land, cover up the old spaces and dig new ones between them
I was standing on this slight hill and suddenly dug through the top of a little cave. I kept digging and opened it up some more to reveal a bunch of weird round things hanging in sheets from the ceiling to the floor.

By this point I'd attracted the attention of a dude who lived nearby, and he walked over to see what was up. I showed him one of the objects, he looked it over for a few seconds and asked, "does this say...'Valium'?"

Yes. They were fuckoff-huge Valium tablets. He advised me to stay away 'cause it seemed really sketchy to hide all of that.
Whatever, I climbed out and continued working until dusk...then returned to the cache, raked my hand along the sheets, pocketed as much of it as humanly possible and went home.
The end.

[D.o.S.]

Definitely just had a Black Lodge dream/nightmare. I had kids? They were stalked by some sort of nefariously Skeet Ulrichian/Windham Earle-y character. Suspicious.

[sears]

I dreamed that I looked out and it had snowed and my dad was shoveling my driveway. He's 75 and has no business shoveling me out. Then it got warmer and he was using the hose to clear off the rest of the driveway like it was a pool deck.

[Achtane]

Apparently my friend Jada had gotten a really poorly-done tattoo right under one of her boobs.
She was all, "yeah, I showed Heather and she told me that I need to get it removed ASAP."
So I'm all, "well, let's see it," and she hems and haws over it for a while.
"Dude, I've already seen your tits, what do you care?"
And she goes: "don't be such a DOG!"
The end.

[kbit]

A young John Stuart talkng about modular synthesizers on a playground.

[jfrey]

I dreamt the other night that ghosts told me that a man was most heroic while using a jetpack. Also I was naked.

[darthbatman]

The other night i dreamed i was walking some anonymous downtown streets with boutique shops around.
I go into this one place and it's like a weird old antique store and this strange older woman shows me a mini pool table.
It's got all these drawers and compartments where the balls go, only they're more like tiny numbered pucks.
Then she's showing me how to play and the pool cue is like two tiny plastic sword thingies like they put through fruit on cocktail rims.
And you have to use both of them kind of like forceps to shoot the ball puck things around. But i think i was winning before I woke up.

[alexa.]

Aw man, this week was like, hectic: driving a galleon around fast, massive complex SF battles with traveling through dimensions (imagine warhammer commandos + improbability drives, we were puppets at one point), my hood in the future with spaceship launchpads, a lot of flirting and sex with various girls, breaking into Seinfelds place (not the one in the show) where they mind-controlled Kramer with some robot, to keep him from saving humanity xD

A lot of fun and interesting stuff.

[samzadgan]

weird dream in the morning...

i was on holidays in a seaside apartment with wife and parents, no kids. I look outside and notice the sea level has risen to the point where its on par with ground floor of the apartment. I start flipping out about a tsunami and im frantically trying to get my parents to leave the flat and run. But they are being really resistent, and not moving, I'm trying to pull them up on to their feet and they are not moving.

So I say, fuck it...i'm getting out of here...in my hand i have my favourite guitar (Monson Nomad) and im leaving the apartment as I see a wave coming. Then I turn back and tell my parents to get out...and at that point I notice my wife running towards me, and my parents coming too. then I hear the screaming voices of my kids...shit...where are my kids I ask my dad, and he points to his bag, which looks like of of those puppy bags, my eldest is in the bag and i can see his crying face through some mesh. In my mums hand there's another bag with my other kid in it...in my hand, I still have my guitar.

we run out and we are on top of a hill looking down, and sea level starts to go down and i can hear the radio saying the sea level is dropping, its safe again.

the thought in my head the whole time is...my guitar is safe...

this wasnt the first time i had a dream about a tsunami...actually thats a reccuring dream, but its the first time I valued my guitar over everything else!

[01010111]

Last night I dreamt I was taken hostage by Quentin Tarantino in the church in my hometown. I don't remember many details, but somehow I managed to get his gun from him. When I unloaded it, I found out it was loaded with sewing needles.

[jrmy]

Last night I dreamt that a work friend who's the frontman for a ska band (that part is true IRL) was telling me about a ska fest his band just got booked on in NYC. He was going off about how it would be so awesome, and how the guy organizing it was super-nice. He showed me a flyer for the fest, and I realized that the person in charge was Kosta, and the logo for the fest was his ILF skull avatar, even including his post count. I started to tell my work friend about him... and got woken up by my cat.

[alexa.]

I started to tell my work friend about him... and got woken up by my cat.

She must have been like "he missed his lucid cue again. might as well wake him up"

[darthbatman]

Keeping this thread alive with some more weird ass dreams.
One was that me and my gal were on the road, stopped into a spooky hotel mansion place.
The chick at the desk was all sinister and sent us on this weird mission down the road a piece.
When we got back we see ourselves leaving out a different door while we go in.
Wordlessly we both realized it was a set up to a tales from the crypt sort of scenario where we die at the end,
but we tricked the desk clerk girl into going out the door with her sister to check something out, and they came in when they went out, time warp style.
That's how we knew we won because they started flowing constantly, walking through each other like time travel ghosts.
We high-fived and bragged to my dad later about how we had beat the show and didn't get killed or fucked over in the end.

Another one was where I was infiltrating this evil church that all these friendly black kids went to and didn't realize they were worshipping the devil covertly.
I remember being on the roof and looking down into a stained glass pentagram opening onto the hapless congregation, thinking the poor fools had no idea.
Then suddenly the roof platform started lowering down and i thought I might crush their heads! But it bounced back up like a matrixy trampoline thing.

[behndy]

yesterday woke up giggling from a dream where i was helping film a romantic comedy about this super cholo'd out couple in LA. they had met at a party, when he was pouring out part of his 40 for all his homies that couldn't be there, some splashed on to her shoes. after she threatened to have him killed, he told her "i guess i got to take a puta out to dinner as an apology". sparks, love.

then during the scene where they were giggling at each other, tracing gang signs on each other's backs, trying to guess what set the other was outlining, the plot twist dropped and it became an alien invasion movie.

the two star crossed lovers from different hoods rallied every vato in the yarea and their overwhelming firepower and drive by skeelz saved the day.