How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
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5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
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No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
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That's such a bro sentiment bro. I've been listning to a lot of turkish rock music recently. Prison haschish would be essential all im sayin
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln6ya0xahG0[/youtube]
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qersty wrote:That's such a bro sentiment bro. I've been listning to a lot of turkish rock music recently.
Bro... you'll love this one. This album is so damn good.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vGnLx7f0aY[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vGnLx7f0aY

Also, do you know the channel "My Analog Journal"? He plays a lot of cool stuff in this vein. He's also a total bro.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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THat selda album is a classic! Never heard of that channel. He does vinyl mixes?
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qersty wrote:THat selda album is a classic! Never heard of that channel. He does vinyl mixes?
Sure does! i can't seem to find the set that got me into it. It was some Turkish psych. Here is a link though! The channel has expanded a lot so he has a lot of guest programming. So good!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkDeAt3EOIc[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkDeAt3EOIc
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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oh cool! i love that hes doing it old school with two faders
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qersty wrote:oh cool! i love that hes doing it old school with two faders
The video I posted is his old set up too. His new set up... I've never seen anything like that sort of mixer. It's a mixer but it looks like a minimoog. Hope you enjoy!
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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I think that kind of mixer is meant for techno/house dj's that mix more than two records at once and don't do much in terms of turntablism. I think they are called "disco mixers"? Cause it's like the ones they used in discoteques back in the 70s
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Oh yeah? Let me read into it. In this video (this set is excellent by the way... I love Indian Disco)... he uses a Condesa Carmen V (in the description).
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR5hy5LMNrk[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR5hy5LMNrk

Here is the mixer. It only cost a cool $3.6K (chump change, right?)
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https://condesaelectronics.com/shop/carmen-v/
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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